How Vibrators Are Better Than Men!

• It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
• Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate
• A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
• They don't get tired after the first time
• You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm.
• Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV ... or Fishin'!
• Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
• Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
• You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
• Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!
• We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
• Position is your choice, not his.
• You don't have to suck it.
• It works "while" the sports games are on.
• It is ALWAYS hard.
• It doesn't leave a mess behind.
• You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
• It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
• It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
• You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
• You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
• They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
• They never drink too much and embarrass you.
• You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!
• Safe sex without a rubber
• Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is
• Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!
• Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!!
• They never ask how they were.
• They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
• You don't have to stroke its ego.
• They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
• It doesn't leave a wet spot.
• You can carry it with you at all times, and not feel obligated to feed it.
• It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard
• It has no problem finding the "g spot."
• You know exactly where its been.
• Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.